How Low Will They Stoop To Sell Us The Dino Lie?

For the entirety of my career as a journalist covering paleontology, I’ve been wanting to know: What does a dinosaur’s butthole look like? When I wrote My Beloved Brontosaurus, a book about dinosaur biology, the chapter on reproduction required a lot of time imagining the nature of a Jurassic behind; one had yet to be found preserved. Even dinosaur models and sculptures often demur on the point of the dino butt, leaving the terrible lizards with terrible constipation.

Now I finally have a clearer view, thanks to a fossil of a horned dinosaur called Psittacosaurus, described in a paper online earlier this month. These dinosaurs, which lived over 100 million years ago in what’s now northeastern China, were odd little creatures. While belonging to the same branch of the dinosaur family tree as Triceratops, these Labrador retriever–size dinos walked around on two legs and had beaks like those of parrots, cheeks that were each adorned with a flared horn, and, jutting from the tail, a spray of featherlike bristles. Now we also know that they had buttholes like those of crocodiles.

Continued at We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like | Slate

People keep falling for the myth that dinosaurs existed. It's laughable. The museums admit they don't even have dinosaur bones on display. All we get is plastered rendering of the dinosaurs. Also what about these drawings and CGI images of dinosaurs. It's so easy to make people think dinosaurs exist when it's based off of what an artist creates. Pictures of the fossil being dug up can be photo shopped or what has been suggested as bones from other repitilian species. The Dino black magick isn't hard to see through and all the imagery, movies and articles on dinosaurs are only beLIEvable if you take them seriously.

This article is an example of bringing people to a toddler level of humor. It's a form of mocking people for taking dinosaurs seriously on a level that is irrelevant like a dinosaurs genitalia. It's a waste of time but the goal is to sell the dinosaur lie to a society that is so debased at this point, talking about dinosaurs buttholes works to get the attention span briefly in the dinosaur deception.