Another Tale Of A NASA Astronaut Duping The Masses

A Japanese astronaut has sparked hilarity back on Earth after he claimed to have grown 9 centimeters in space, making him worried he would not squeeze into the capsule home.

Norishige Kanai, who is aboard the International Space Station, tweeted: “We had our bodies measured after reaching space, and wow, wow, wow, I had actually grown by as much as 9 centimeters (3.5 inches)!”

However, Kanai remeasured himself after a Russian colleague told him a 9 cm growth spurt was unlikely and his tall tale was corrected when he found out he had only grown by 2 cm.

He later tweeted apologies for what he described as “fake news.”

Tall tale: Japanese astronaut aboard International Space Station sorry for ‘fake news’ growth spurt | Japan Times
Another Freemason getting off on deceiving people and the significant occult number 9 which shows up a lot with masons, is used. This guy probably creamed his pants knowing people believe this crap, especially with the retraction yet still claiming he grew 2 cm and was on the nonexistent International Space Station. Freemasons love doing this kind of shit especially if millions of people are duped which NASA gives such a platform for.

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